in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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