...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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