I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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