What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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