I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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