I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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