all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
