have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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