dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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