Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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