I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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