I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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