I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You left your phone here
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