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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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