No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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