This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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