just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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