Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
