i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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