Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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