i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I need to align my fucking chakras
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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