when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm passing your future prison.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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