Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If I die, sorry about rent.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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