you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
whose parrot is this?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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