I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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