girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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