it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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