are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I still have a little drunk in my system
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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