god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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