if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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