Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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