But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nicole vs. Life
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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