Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
