Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
