Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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