bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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