I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
