Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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