so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
That accounts for only three of the penises
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
All I want is dick and wine.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
