Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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