Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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