I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
