so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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