She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
wow bdsm is so cute
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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