Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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