did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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