oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
