So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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