I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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