the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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